Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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