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  Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?

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• i'm from MD and i had a guy piss in my nightstand. pulled out the drawer, and went to town...i was so surprised i didn't say a word.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:16pm

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• I love the concern for hygiene even in blackout mode. My faith in humanity is restored.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:01pm

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• haha we had a girl at a party that said "I pissed in a corner go find it!" to this day we have NO idea where she pissed....

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:36pm

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• hahaha this is classic

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:33pm

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• crabcakes and football, that's what maryland does!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:55pm

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• LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OMG LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:33pm

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• LOL this happened to mee

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:32pm

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• At least they washed their hands!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:51am

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• i tried to piss on a buddy while he was getting sucked off by some girl... TWICE (in my defense i was blacked out drunk and i warned and i quote"IM GOING TO PISS ON YOU MOTHER FUCKERS") AWWW GOOD MEMORIES... of things i dont remember

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:34am

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• i pissed on my desk... goodbye laptop and speakers

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:08am

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• I actually walked into the closet and pissed into my father's winter boots. My excuse was that I was sleepwalking...and I was 8. (My poor father had a real ugly surprise the next morning when he went to put his boots on.)

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:58pm

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• once a friend pissed on my shoulder when i was sleeping....apparently he was sleeping too

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:50pm

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• once i was sleepwalking and i opened the door to the fridge and started to take a piss

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:03am

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• agreed with 12:18, my friend fucking pissed on the carpet floor in front of everyone

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:30pm

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• I've pissed on the end table where the bible was resting.... FML

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:27am

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• This has happened to me but the guy never washed his hands.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:37pm

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• Hm, maryland? Isn't Maryland supposed to be all distinguished and whatnot? Pretty classy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:30pm

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• i did this,,,then i walked to my 5 year old cousins bed to kick him outta it so i could sleep...i have no idea how i even made it back to that house

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:13am

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• This totally happened to me! My roomates disgusting ass boyfriend whipped out his dick infront of me and practically pissed on my homework, then pissed in the closet and turned around and washed his hands in the bathroom

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:02pm

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• My ex-gf did the same thing one night after the bars. Then she woke me up to ask where the tp was.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:18pm

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• I pissed in my cat's dish once. I had remembered it the next day and cleaned it up telling everyone someone spilled beer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:18am

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• MD loves pissing anywhere possible. I've proudly pissed in a closet before. No shame.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:18pm

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• Well he washed his hands, that is a sign of a good upbringing

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:11pm

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• Distinguished? Obviously you haven't seen the people we elect as Mayors around here.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:07pm

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• lol i so did this but it was in the middle of the floor...he's lucky theu were hard wood lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:58pm

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• I pissed in the closet, walked into the bathroom and flushed the toilet; then went back to bed. Girlfriend was my witness.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:57am

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• i took a shit on a playground slide today

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:37pm

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• HAHAHA this is exactly what happened to a friend of mine

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:55pm

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• how could anyone click badnight

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:58pm

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• Well is there a sink in your closet? Where was he supposed to wash his hands? You're just lucky it was #1 and not #2.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:48pm

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• i was drinking with my girl got fucked up next thing i know is i am pissing on her dresser in the midle of the night. and i say dont worry i will flush........lmfao

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:08am

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• Haaa I've seen this happen before.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:24pm

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• my friend took a shit in his dresser drawer on his 21st. I was so proud of him

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:58am

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• hahah yayy maryland :D you know at least he's still up on his germ game shitfaced.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:52pm

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