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  • i am now no longer anonymous either, i am the kid in the vid h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = x h 7 9 k W h x B h 8

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:11pm
  • way to be a good person 8:23 :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:24pm
  • I've masturbated before to stay awake on a long road trip, too, and I'm a girl. I was alone in the car, but it was still a good time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:33pm
  • 808, beautiful, too bad you're straight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:00pm
  • 1) its probably not her, just posted pics of a friend. 2) wtf so many kids on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:14pm
  • I was I was a girl so I could jill myself off anytime I wanted to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:41pm
  • "im a girl and i started masturbating at the age of 7 id sit on my heel and "wiggle",i had no idea what i was doing of course, it just felt good also i mean girls, you can rub on chairs and it feels pretty good? no one else do that?' oh yeah i still do that some times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:14am
  • i was watching some porn and a little message popped up on the screen saying " 32 inches of black dick per second "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:50pm
  • I totally agree with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:41pm
  • i love how everyone gets into arguments over these or talk about how they cant get off god gave girls fingers for a reason, so use them haha i know i do ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:53pm
  • I cant even get off with my vibrator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:42pm
  • 6:51 give me a call baby i can make it happen for you. no joke. unless you're fat or ugly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Word

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:47pm
  • girls don't have to worry about mess? erm you really should see the state of my mattress. often all I have to show for how Ive spent the day is a wet mattress. mind you, a guy has never got me soaked. guys - its called variation, not finger stabbing, curl that digit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 5:41am
  • Give you a call? This is anonymous and your a dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:59pm
  • I wish I was a chick so I can slip In whatever the fuck I wanted to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 2:25am
  • 3:45 is absolutely right. we can "jack off" whenever we won't according to the poster, but we can't just have sex with almost anyone we want whenever we choose...and yes, if you're an attractive or sexy girl you can...it's so simple...get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:57pm
  • 808 here I feel special I started a movement of un-anonymity .. Yes I just made that word up..it might be real but I'm too lazy to check

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:26pm
  • I wish I were a guy so I would know what it felt like to have a hard cock and to be inside of a tight girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Wow, You're dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 10:12pm
  • pics or you're lying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:55pm
  • did anyone look at my video?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:52pm
  • I feel really bad for the girl that sent this in if she can't jerk off when she wants to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:08am
  • yeah 808 im a guy and youre def a cutie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Its so fucking awesome too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Clearly this chick has never masturbated before. I can't get myself off without even touching myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:27pm
  • someone failed masturbation 101. no power tools needed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:03pm
  • I do use my fingers. and my vibrator, its just not happening for me. idk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:56pm
  • this is wierd haah who uses chairs? its called a finger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:41am
  • Guys who love being guys don't really know what they are. BTW the clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the penis bitches. Thought mine was broken til I was 24...you'll figure it out girls!!! (And once you do, you won't leave your room for like a week).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:43pm
  • girls def have it easier and like someone said if theyre hot they can just get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:23pm
  • You've got fingers, don't you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:45pm
  • girls have the total advantage of stealth and toys, guys just got hands. pretty sure girls win in this situation. case closed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:40am
  • Be.my.sunshine says: We could make it like we have user namessss :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:14am
  • look at the link on 11:34

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:00am
  • 11:39 Hawaii fuckin rules

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:40pm
  • 944 - HAHAFREAKINGHA! thanks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 8:08- how old are you? 15?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Im a girl and cant get off without a vibrator so I know what she means :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:10pm
  • 8:08 here I just realized something cool I'm representing my state 808 Gotta love the islands:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:39pm
  • 8:08 here.... I just squirted!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:11pm
  • I'm a girl and I've never been able to get myself off..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:51pm
  • It would actually e easier for a girl to Jack off at anytime than for a guy to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:01am
  • you're cute 8:08... not to be creepy (I'm a girl and not a lezbo)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:20pm
  • @ 7:56 6:59 has a reply for you:" Give you a call? This is anonymous and your a dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:57pm
  • haha It's easy as hell to get a personal quickie in as a girl! I do it all the time. You can do it publicly without anyone knowing too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:55pm
  • omg, LOOOOOOOOOOL @ 3:45 the hands do get tired, especially if we're on a second run.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:48pm
  • devo that my video didnt work maybe coz its on the australian youtube :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:19am
  • your a little boy? yuk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:19pm
  • 808 you are smokin hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:28pm
  • It seems easier to do as a guy. I guess I wouldn't really know since I'm not one, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:55pm
  • laws? i don't understand.. like don't do it prior to getting laid so you'll be tighter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:49pm
  • 7:10, if you're referring to 7:05, i think you need to read that more carefully.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:13pm
  • 11:11.. Um.. You actually aren't me. Are some people so immature that they have to pretend to be other people? Seriously.. So weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:20pm
  • i've concluded that only some really talented guys can find my g-spot so i feel you :[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:37pm
  • girls don't have to worry about making a mess...they definately have it easier...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Thats not how it works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:04am
  • 12:09 No thanks:) Want a cookie? Maybe it'll make you smile:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:10am
  • 8:20 is 8:08. busteddddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:21pm
  • 7:13 i cant. im drunk as fuck. sorry. bye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:16pm
  • im not involved in this but notice she didnt deny being fat. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:10pm
  • FUCK YOU 8:08. little cum slut shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:52am
  • Hey, at least we can zone out when we're bored and have kinky sexual fantasies without our crotches giving us away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Im 21 and Ive never been able to get off =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Oh my god. i am so with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:51pm
  • the girl who wrote this was really stupid. why can't she get herself off anytime she wants to................?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:42pm
  • the "laws" probably mean indecent exposure in public.. which I'm assuming guys would be required to do otherwise there would be a big mess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Ok, seriously, I am a guy, and it is impossible to cum more than once an hour without a vagina involved. if you try you chaff off most of the skin on your shaft. There is only so much juice inside of us at one point in time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:33am
  • 9:52 What's your prob with 808?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:02pm
  • 7:48 Sounds like me Hawaii to Taipei :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:51pm
  • I wish I was a girl so I can finger myself up my skirt any time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:04pm
  • i fcuking love my fingers. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:03pm
  • i was visiting buddies in des moines driving back to chicago. left sunday and midnight and had to be at work at 7am monday. red bull and blasting music wasn't helping anymore after a couple hours so i had to do something. so believe that and how does that lead you 4:26 to say i'm a virgin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:33pm
  • road trip also.. the very back seat.. both sisters where in the seat in front of me & my parents were up front.. ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:29pm
  • 2:46 It's not exactly that easy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:10am
  • yeh thats fuked up, if you wanna see me i dont care go to h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = u - D u s 9 t M t 3 w :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:24pm
  • 5:26 - thats the funniest thing ive read all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:39pm
  • so bored one day i jerked out to the point of no cum. it was a great day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Ffft. A little Clit vibe, and you can do it anywher, anytime, over and over ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:46am
  • Boners are sooooo akward. And it's really difficult to tuck it covertly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:11pm
  • well then why the fuck are you on tfln and not doing something more entertaining?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:31pm
  • omg me too, and in reference to the vibrator...that defeats the purpose...its the ability to jack off with no extras needed that we desire duhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:43pm
  • YES.

    Submitted by resevl260 on Aug 27, 10 at 11:25pm
  • i just got off then, soo good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:17pm
  • h t t p : / / s 9 3 6 . p h o t o b u c k e t . c o m / a l b u m s / a d 2 0 4 / b e m y s u n s h i n e 5 6 8 3 / without the spaces of course

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:08pm
  • its called a vibrator. or a dildo. get one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:41pm
  • they really should have user names on here instead of everyone being anonymous, because then it won't be as confusing to know who you're talking too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:11am
  • that kids awesome! i love you 11:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:22pm
  • do you have a big hole? that might be why, you need a bigger dildo maybe hahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:00pm
  • I wish i was a chick so I could get some anytime I wanted... or at least masturbate anytime I wanted... as a guy, it's hard to be inconspicuous while your hand is doing 90 reps a minute on your dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Unless you have no genitals like Barbie, I don't see why rubbing one out is impossible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Whatever I'm so with you on that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:56pm
  • WILL EVERYONE JUST FUCKING DROWN THEMSELVES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:09am
  • You just gotta get the right pressure;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:47pm
  • 6:51- that's unfortunate :( practice, girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:52pm
  • 5:26 im jealous.. it takes a lot more work for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:24pm
  • eye doctors office. waiting in the chair for my eye exam.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:32pm
  • k...so use your hands? really - stupidest text i've ever seen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:45pm
  • wow 7:59... I can't believe you feel so strongly that you you need to prove yourself on an anonymous website...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:03pm
  • sad sad day 5:10.. very sad..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Does it let you post pics on here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:57pm
  • 7:00, shut up. hormones don't really have much to do with getting off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:02pm
  • yeah you're lame, girl. ive gotten off just by walking down the street in tight jeans. maybe your clit is broken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Masturbating as a girl is way easier. You can be sneakier, hide what you were doing faster, and clean up easier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:56pm
  • You are brilliant. Nahhht.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:40pm
  • hahhah you look like your 15 yrs old 8:07 dont have much experience and now your no longer anonymous coz evryone knows what you look like :O hahahhahhaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:07pm
  • 8:03 i dont feel like i have to prove myself but i dont see any harm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:07pm
  • in class. haha I was in high school and I was alone in the back row..so yeah. Chemistry was boring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:56pm
  • dumb or so it seems, girls learn to flick your beans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:05am
  • i want to be adopted :( hahah in the video on youtube i posted im the girl with brown hair just so yous know ;) the other girls my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:32pm
  • bahahaha i would adopt you 11:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:28pm
  • i love being a girl, just slip your hand up your skirt and wahay your in business ;P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:09pm
  • 8:14 Haha Oh yeah, cause I So desperately seek your approval. Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Yeah, I would say girls have a much easier time. Plus we have toys. The possibilities are endless for girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:04am
  • yeah i started pretty young too, probably 9ish or so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:43am
  • LOL, sorry to disappoint 8:21. i'm just not an asshole so i figured i'd stick up for the poor girl. you people are funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:23pm
  • checkout ijustwanttotellyou.c0m sometime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:16pm
  • Hey 6:51 here No I'm not fat.. I just can't like get excited from touching myself.. I mean I can if my boyfriends doing it for me.. But no matter what I do, nothing happens..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:05pm
  • i knew you were fat 6:59. hit the fucking gym once in a while maybe it will regulate your hormones and you'll be able to get yourself off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Its called a finger... Use it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:45pm
  • ok...4:01, there is no 3:53. So I am wondering, what are you laughing at?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:17pm
  • i've thought this so many times x] and LOL @ 7:43 i gotta figure this out!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:50pm
  • most random place i've gotten off was on a 14 hr plane ride.. twice. in the middle seat too, and i'm a girl. one of the better flights i've been on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:48pm
  • this is me im the one with brown hair okay h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = u - D u s 9 t M t 3 w i dno why im showing you ppl its just evry one is showing their identities so im joining in hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:34pm
  • k, you ask the girl to post pics so she bucks up, then you don't believe her!! some of you people are never satisfied!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:20pm
  • so your the wife? sweet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:16pm
  • masturbated while on a long road trip to stay awake....definitely worked....used an empty mcdonalds container as a cum receptacle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:23pm
  • im a girl and i started masturbating at the age of 7 id sit on my heel and "wiggle",i had no idea what i was doing of course, it just felt good also i mean girls, you can rub on chairs and it feels pretty good? no one else do that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:37am
  • 7:57 hell yeah. through flickr though. look at the pics on the home page of this site bottom right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Fuck bitches and get money

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:22am
  • who invented the term, jacking makes you go blind....what a nob!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:22am
  • I'm a girl and NObody gets me off better than me. Try harder, OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:29pm
  • I'm a girl and I can get myself off no hands or toys required. Just cross your legs. I do it everywhere, no one know ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:31pm
  • i've so said this before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:05am
  • I'm not gonna lie, I love being a guy; but girls can masterbate easier, they can do it whenever. Having boners can get quite awkward, though.

    Submitted by calidude69 on May 16, 10 at 8:24pm
  • i think its harder for the girl if she's a squirter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:36pm
  • eventually it starts hurting if you jack off too much so anytime is not a correct term

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:24am
  • Actually OP there are times when us guys can not do it even when we desperately want to, like when your hot aunt Lara gets you so hard at thanksgiving dinner by bending over and showing you her panties but you have to help carve the turkey so you excuse yourself to do it in the bathroom first but your cousin riley is in there so you have to carve the turkey with a massive hardon that your other cousin points at and screems boner in front of everyone. Times like that....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:44pm
  • you're just not doing it right. i'm a girl and i can get myself off, no toys required

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:45pm
  • wtf? lol what was your motive in a car full of family members.. nvm.. don't wanna know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:32pm
  • I definitely think it's easier for girls too.. most random place you've ever masturbated?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:13pm
  • 3:33 ---- what do you wackoff with sandpaper? use your hand u nob..ive done it at least 6 times before in 1 hr..as for the juice..yeah it goes down each time but the feeling is still just as good..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:14am
  • 12:00 808 here It says it can't find your videoooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:04am
  • Seriously? Photobuckets? Wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:02pm
  • 7:51 here No I do not have a fupa. I'm 5'7 and weigh 120 pounds..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:55pm
  • hahahahaha 5:26 i love you, girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:17pm
  • What if I just put the link to my photobucket?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:59pm
  • masturbation to stay awake? i don't believe you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Just cross your legs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:29am
  • Dude, I LOVE being a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:04pm
  • we can't do it anytime we want, there are laws

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:43pm
  • 7:48 and 7:51 have stanky asian fupas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Haha 8:08 here Thanks guys I just figured I'd actually show them the pics this time Of course now some of you think I'm trying to prove myself.. But whatever Haha Relaxxxxx. Breathe. Smile :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:24pm
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