what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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