just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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