stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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