Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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