I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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