Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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