dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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