Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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