i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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