But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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