Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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