I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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