i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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