Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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