you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
sex in a hospital.. check
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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