this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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