I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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