it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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