She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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