I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
