suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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