Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
His nipple licking is glorious
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