Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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