big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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