he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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