it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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