I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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