Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
