My hand turned me down
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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