somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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