no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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