And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
wow bdsm is so cute
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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