no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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