I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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