D3 body, D1 cock
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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