1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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