He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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