i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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