hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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