did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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