What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
