he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just gift wrapped bread.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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