Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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