dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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