Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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