You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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