just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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