i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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