So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I need water and some morals
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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