...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
