Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
