You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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