i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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